Celebrate and salute this great deer hunting lifestyle every chance you get. And don’t be shy about pointing out all of the positive side effects to those not so enlightened. (photo courtesy tednugent.com)
And obviously like most of you, I celebrate it not only here but everywhere I go everyday of my life. Literally. No, really, everywhere everyday. Literally. Have done so in one way or another since I first ran into the braindead anti-nature freaks in the animal rights cults and the soulless anti-hunting gangs and all the HSUS, peta et al. scammers forevermore since the early 1960s. These crazies beg for and deserve a good solid roundhouse suckerpunch of my relentless truth, logic, common sense science crowbar. Remember, if you are not upsetting and offending idiots, you are probably an idiot.
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Being that as it may, I am convinced after a lifetime of culture war victories, that the ultimate decapitation tactic against the scammers is to maximize the visible celebration and promotion of venison, how much we love it, how pure and renewable it is and how much of this sacred flesh feeds so many millions and millions of American families. We must always educate people to the self-evident truth of sustain yield science and carrying capacity of wildground which supports all living things, and just so happens to be the only source of quality air, soil and water. But the ultimate doorslammer on the feeble attempt to argue against hunting is the end result of tooth, fang and claw nature at its most magnificent-venison!
Over 250 million meals of purely healthy venison have been provided to those in need by America’s deer hunters. It doesn’t get much better than that! (photo courtesy tednugent.com)
Not only do more than 100 million American families enjoy wild game and fish on our dinnertables, but with game flourishing these days, the Hunters for the Hungry programs have provided more than 250 million meals of delicious, nutritious, renewable, organic, negative-carbon footprint venison each year for more than 25 years to our fellow Americans at soup kitchens and homeless shelters across the country. Yeah, putting an end to that would certainly be a good idea and supported by loving, caring families everywhere. Sheesh!
Add to this gargantuan charitable generosity the many other charitablevenisongiveaways all over the country and it would take a mighty sick individual to complain or dare get in the way of such perfection. I for one have never heard of a tofu giveaway charity. That stuff can kill you.
“If you don’t get out here with a bow and arrow, a rifle, and the Spirit – deep in your clutches –
you’re missin’ out baby!”
Turn up the dial on your Spirit energy, go get some venison, and share the harvest! (photo courtesy tednugent.com)
The Nugent family is proud that we feed ourselves in the most conscientious, responsible, ultimate conservation lifestyle and diet available to mankind. We also join a bunch of other hardcore hunters each year and put together a pallet of incredible venison jerky to send to the US Military warriors over in Afghanistan each winter before Christmas. Hell, that is so beautiful I am forced to adjust my halo so my bowstring doesn’t bump into it when I kill my next deer.
Kick it up a notch or 10 my friends. Kill many deer, share much venison, initiate the dialogabout such perfection everywhere you go, and celebrate and educate to the very best of your ability why we celebrate Thanksgiving in November as we wrap up the annual natural season of harvest, thanking God for His bountiful productivity and how so many of us cherish and revere it the best we can by being hunters, fishermen and trappers. Animals have rights alright, to more garlic and butter. Whack em and stack, track and pack em, hack em, and give em no slack em! Kill em and grill em,